Terms and Conditions

Agreement to Terms

By accessing CJP Network Bihar, you agree that unemployment is not a choice, it's a lifestyle. You also agree that afternoon naps are a fundamental right and should be protected by the constitution.

Use of Platform

This platform is for political satire and social commentary. Everything here should be taken with a grain of salt (and maybe some chai). You may:

• Share our content (please do, we need the publicity)
• Join our movement (the more the merrier)
• Laugh at our jokes (even the bad ones)
• Take naps (actively encouraged)

What You Cannot Do

While we encourage free speech, there are limits (unlike politician promises):

• No hate speech (we're satirical, not hateful)
• No impersonating actual politicians (they do that well enough themselves)
• No spreading fake news (we have enough real absurdity)
• No being too serious (this is satire, remember?)

Intellectual Property

All content on CJP Network Bihar is protected by copyright laws (the same laws politicians ignore for their election posters). Our logo, slogans, and memes are ours. Share them, but give us credit!

Limitation of Liability

CJP Network Bihar is a political satire platform. We are not responsible if you take our jokes too seriously or if our content makes you realize the actual state of politics. We also can't guarantee employment (we're the lazy unemployed party, remember?).

Governing Law

These terms shall be governed by the laws of India and the state of Bihar. Any disputes will be settled over chai and samosas, as is tradition.